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Two blonds were looking up at the stars when one of them said," I wonder which one's farther, Florida or the moon?" Then the other one said," Duh! You can see the moon from here!!!!!"
A blond was trying to swim in a grass field off the road. At the same time, a blond went by in a car. She saw the blond trying to swim and backed up. The blond in the car said,"You blonds make us blonds look stupid! If I could swim, I'd come out there and stop you right now!"
How did the blond explain her helicopter crash?
"It was getting cold so I turned off the ceiling fan!"
How can you tell if a blond has been using your lawnmower?
Your green welcome mat is torn to shreds.
Why did the blond take the scarf back to the store?
She said it was too tight around her neck.
Did you hear what happened to the frog?
It croaked and had to be toad away!
Why did the blond put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
